i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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