guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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