Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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