nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
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Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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