You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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