Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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