I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Sext me about skeletons
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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