I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
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like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
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Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
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