I have demons in me.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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