Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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