Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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