I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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