It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
barbara walters just said penis...
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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