lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
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When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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