Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
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My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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