I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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