with your own penis?
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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