I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
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I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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