Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
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Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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