yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
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Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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