I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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