This girl is more easily done than said...
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Randomize
