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There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I have peed in a lot of sinks
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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