Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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