in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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