Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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