what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I take back everything I said about communal showers
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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