Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I'm both gender and math confused
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