Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
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There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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