you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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