yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
