The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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