If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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