why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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