I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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