At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
This baby is an asshole
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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