He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
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On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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