I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Damn victory sex feels great
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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