Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
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Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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