thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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