So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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