I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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