i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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