Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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