Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
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I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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