You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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