Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
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thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
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After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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