I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
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after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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