Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Randomize
