The maid of honor just puked.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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