kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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