Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
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Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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