im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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