well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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