They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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